“It’s a piece of paper, it doesn’t weigh anything.” If you’ve ever stood on the quarterdeck getting smoked over paperwork, this tee hits home.

This unisex Devil Dogs shirt features:

Front print: Small DEVIL DOGS bulldog logo on the left chest – clean, classic Marine-inspired look.

Back print: Cartoon-style Marine recruit holding a paper while a furious drill instructor leans in screaming the quote:
“IT’S A PIECE OF PAPER, IT DOESN’T WEIGH ANYTHING – USMC”
with “DEVIL DOGS” and the iconic eagle, globe & anchor illustration underneath.

Built using DTF (Direct to Film) printing for sharp colors and strong durability, this tee is perfect for Marines, poolees, vets, and anyone who loves USMC humor.

Unisex fit – comfortable for men and women

Sizes: Small to 2XL

Colors: Multiple color options (black, navy, military tones and more, depending on availability)

Soft feel, midweight fabric – great for daily wear, the gym, or under a hoodie

Awesome gift for Marine birthdays, graduations, boot camp, or moto Mondays

Care: Wash inside out, cold, with like colors. Tumble dry low.

Disclaimer: Design is Marine-inspired fan art and is not officially affiliated with or endorsed by the U.S. Marine Corps or the Department of Defense.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!